If you didn't come out with a product while you were on the show, were you even a housewife?
The book that paid for Chateau Shereé.
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TBT to POP, which is no longer available. Kristen, where have you been?
Now just called Yummie, these are a great alternative to Spanx. Holla!
We no longer believe she has Munchausen's.
Unless it can become a viral GIF.
"Let me tell you something about my family. We are as thick as thieves and we protect each other to the end."
Life is about choices, and you should choose Cynthia ... Bailey Eyewear.
This definitely sold more copies than plates of pasta at Gorga’s Homemade Pasta and Pizzas.
She certainly nailed the hammer on the head with the name of this chardonnay.
The infamous red jumpsuit that seemed to be the only thing the “International Fashion Lifestyle Brand” sold.
And this isn’t the naked truth that happened at the Gorga's restaurant opening.
Not sure if there’s a chapter in there about assaulting a police officer, but we can always count on the countess.
Best served out of a straw in the back alley at SUR.
Personal goals: Brand my life as much as Bethenny Frankel!
As she said on the show, “I’m gonna give the gays everything they want.”
You’ll find the perfect comfort-food dish.
This book comes with all the recipes she cooked her friends at “camp.” They’re all so tasty, you’ll flip your table for more.
“Ramona, bring the pinot,” when it’s back in production ...
Taking a page out of the Kris Jenner management book, Kashmere Kollections will come in handy when KKW is out of stock.
But we’re not really sure what the “it” is.
After you use this on your hair, you'll feel gone-with-the-wind FABULOUS.
... but it should be. Shoutout to little Portia.
If your fairytale ends in Bergen County.
We left this book along with her leg she threw at Le Cirque.
Is there anything she won’t promote?
Chapter not included: Find a Hot Young Chef.
2010 was a different time for the Housewives. This “behind-the-scenes” book looks at the OC, New York, and New Jersey franchises. Sadly, only Teresa Giudice, Alex McCord, Caroline Manzo, and Jacqueline Laurita showed up at the book-signing after-party.