30 Real Housewives and Their Insane Products You Forgot Existed

And this list doesn't even include the hit singles.

Real Housewives products
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If you didn't come out with a product while you were on the show, were you even a housewife?

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Wives Tales
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'Wives, Fiancées, and Side-Chicks of Hotlanta' by Shereé Whitfield

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The book that paid for Chateau Shereé.

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Teresa Giudice's Milania Hair Care
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Teresa Giudice's Milania Hair Care

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This haircare comes with a theme song. It goes a little something like this: “First, you were one. Then, you were two. Then, you were three. Then, you were four, and now you are fiveeeeeee.”

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Pop of Color
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Pop Of Color by Kristen Taekman

TBT to POP, which is no longer available. Kristen, where have you been?

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Bedroom Kandi
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Bedroom Kandi by Kandi Burruss

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Kandi has it all: a Grammy-winning music career, amazing food at the Old Lady Gang restaurant, and yes, even toys for the bedroom.

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Yummie Tummie
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Yummie Tummie By Heather Thomson

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Now just called Yummie, these are a great alternative to Spanx. Holla!

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Believe Me by Yolanda Foster
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'Believe Me' by Yolanda Foster

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We no longer believe she has Munchausen's.

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Nene Leakes
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'Never Make the Same Mistake Twice' by Nene Leakes

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Unless it can become a viral GIF.

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Let me tell you something
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Let Me Tell You Something by Caroline Manzo

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"Let me tell you something about my family. We are as thick as thieves and we protect each other to the end."

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Cynthia Bailey eyewear
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Cynthia Bailey Eyewear

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Life is about choices, and you should choose Cynthia ... Bailey Eyewear.

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Love Italian Style
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'Love Italian Style' by Melissa Gorga

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This definitely sold more copies than plates of pasta at Gorga’s Homemade Pasta and Pizzas.

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Naked by Porsha Williams
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Naked by Porsha Williams

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From the Naked Lingerie Collection to the Go Naked Luxury Hair line, Porsha wants you to feel sexy on all fronts.

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Brandi Glanville Unfiltered Blonde
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Unfiltered Blonde by Brandi Glanville

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She certainly nailed the hammer on the head with the name of this chardonnay.

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Sonja Morgan New York
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Sonja Morgan New York

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The infamous red jumpsuit that seemed to be the only thing the “International Fashion Lifestyle Brand” sold.

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Danielle Staub
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'The Naked Truth' by Danielle Staub

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And this isn’t the naked truth that happened at the Gorga's restaurant opening.

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Class With the Countess 
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'Class With the Countess' by LuAnn de Lesseps

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Not sure if there’s a chapter in there about assaulting a police officer, but we can always count on the countess.

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LVP Sangria
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LVP Sangria by Lisa Vanderpump

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Best served out of a straw in the back alley at SUR.

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Skinny Girl Margarita by Bethenny Frankel
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Skinny Girl Margarita by Bethenny Frankel

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Personal goals: Brand my life as much as Bethenny Frankel!

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The Pretty Mess
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'The Pretty Mess' by Erika Jayne

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As she said on the show, “I’m gonna give the gays everything they want.”

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Indulge
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'Indulge' by Kathy Wakile

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You’ll find the perfect comfort-food dish.

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Skinny Italian
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Teresa Giudice's 'Skinny Italian'

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This book comes with all the recipes she cooked her friends at “camp.” They’re all so tasty, you’ll flip your table for more.

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Ramona Singer's Ramona Pinot
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Ramona Singer's Ramona Pinot

“Ramona, bring the pinot,” when it’s back in production ...

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Kashmere Kollection
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Kim Zolciak-Biermann's Kashmere

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Taking a page out of the Kris Jenner management book, Kashmere Kollections will come in handy when KKW is out of stock.

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Get It
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'Get It!' by Jacqueline Laurita

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But we’re not really sure what the “it” is.

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Kenya Moore Haircare
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Kenya Moore Hair Care

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After you use this on your hair, you'll feel gone-with-the-wind FABULOUS.

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Life is Not a Reality Show
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'Life is Not a Reality Show' by Kyle Richards

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... but it should be. Shoutout to little Portia.

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Write Your Own Fairy Tale
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'Write Your Own Fairy Tale' by Siggy Flicker

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If your fairytale ends in Bergen County.

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Leggy Blonde
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'Leggy Blonde' by Aviva Drescher

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We left this book along with her leg she threw at Le Cirque.

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Lisa Rinna
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Lisa Rinna's QVC Collection

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Is there anything she won’t promote?

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Carole Radziwill
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'The Widow's Guide to Sex and Dating' by Carole Radziwill

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Chapter not included: Find a Hot Young Chef.

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Real Housewives Get Personal
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'The Real Housewives Get Personal'

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2010 was a different time for the Housewives. This “behind-the-scenes” book looks at the OC, New York, and New Jersey franchises. Sadly, only Teresa Giudice, Alex McCord, Caroline Manzo, and Jacqueline Laurita showed up at the book-signing after-party.

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