16 Adult Onesies That'll Make You Forget How to Be a Grown-Up

Because adulting is hard and onesies are soft.

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Here's how to take coziness to the next level. Whether you're being lazy on the couch, need a costume for a party, or want a full snow outfit to bear the cold, everything is better in these onesies.

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Tipsy Elves Skeleton Costume
tipsyelves.com
$79.00

This skeleton onesie has a hood that can zip up over your face, so you can scare the shit out of anyone you want! The hood also has vents that allow you to see and breathe through it so you don't die (they're very convenient). Find the women's sizes here.

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ThinkGeek Harry Potter Gryffindor Lounger
thinkgeek.com
$17.50

There's no better set of pajamas to curl up in when you head back to the Gryffindor Common Room to do your homework at Hogwarts ... or the couch, where you binge-watch Netflix all night. 

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Tipsy Elves Sunrise Shredder Ski Suit
tipsyelves.com
$225.00

If you want to feel like a magical unicorn while shredding a giant mountain of snow, put this on. You'll stay warm and dry because this suit is actually 100% waterproof and insulated. Here's the men's version, too, in case you want to match with a friend.

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ThinkGeek Rugrats Reptar Lounger
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$20.00

Live out your nostalgia fantasy in this Rugrats Reptar onesie. It's the ideal wardrobe for watching Saturday morning cartoons. It comes with scales going down the back — and even a tail!

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Tipsy Elves Women's Meowy Catmus Jumpsuit
tipsyelves.com
$78.95

This Santa-cat-covered onesie lets you express your inner cat lady as well as your love for the holidays all at once.

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Tipsy Elves Unicorn Onesie
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$79.00

Nothing will make you feel more like an adult than coming home from a long day at work and hopping into your magical unicorn onesie that's complete with a hooded horn and tail. This one zips up in the front and has a rainbow lining in the hood. 

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Disney Winnie the Pooh One Onesie
amazon.com
$47.80

This Winnie the Pooh onesie will bring out the kid in you. There’s even one for Sully, Eeyore, and the Toy Story alien.

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ThinkGeek Super Mario Onesie
thinkgeek.com
$39.99

Take a break from saving everyone in Mushroom Kingdom. This Mario onesie is perfect for those who get hot easily. The onesie comes with short sleeves and ribbed cutoff pants. 

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Tipsy Elves Rainbow Jumpsuit
tipsyelves.com
$79.00

Here are some things you'll look like in this amazing onesie: 1. A pack of Lifesavers gummies.
2. Rainbow Brite on acid.
3. A literal rainbow.

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ThinkGeek Donuts Onesie
thinkgeek.com
$24.99

Donut do anything but eat donuts while wearing this onesie. And if you get some frosting on it, it'll just blend right in. The front-zippered, hooded lounger has elastic cuffed wrists and ankles. 

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Tipsy Elves Monkey Onesie
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$79.00

You’ll get into all sorts of trouble in this monkey onesie. The detachable diaper doubles as a fanny pack so you can store all the bananas you find lying around. Plus, the tail is pliable, so you can curl and bend it any way you wish.

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Del Rossa Women's Fleece Onesie
amazon.com
$39.99

This fleece onesie is so cozy, you'll never want to take it off. It fully covers your feet, so you'll never get cold toes, and it has a snuggly hood to match. Choose from a selection of colors and patterns. 

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Tipsy Elves Men's Chicken Costume
tipsyelves.com
$79.00

You'll be the coziest chicken at the costume party. This onesie comes complete with chicken legs and a beak. 

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Forever Lazy Hangover Onesie
amazon.com
$49.99
$39.99 (20% off)

Feeling hungover? Slip into this beer-themed onesie the morning after a rager. You'll probably still feel awful, but at least you'll be cozy!

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Tipsy Elves Men's America Ski Suit
tipsyelves.com
$225.00

This is the official ski suit of Olympic gold medalist Jonny Moseley, which, if you've ever watched American Ninja Warrior, sounds about right.

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NEWCOSPLAY Penguin Onesie
amazon.com
$28.99

Penguins spend large amounts of their lives just standing around waiting for their partners to bring food back, and now so will you in this onesie. Unfortunately, the slippers aren't included. 

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