The 85 Coolest Things to Buy Online in 2018

Ever dreamed about an alarm clock that would wake you up with a hot cup of coffee? Your wish is our command!

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From the wacky and weird to the inventive and ingenious!

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Zooheads Showerheads

$29.95 each BUY NOW

These 3D-printed shower heads, made with eco-friendly materials will make your shower an adventure. The animal heads — t-rex, alligator, dolphin, dragon, dragon skull, eagle, elephant, monkey, lion, and shark — each come in 20 different colors.

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Spreadable Gin Marmalade


Turn breakfast into a party with this spreadable gin jam. But don't worry, it's non-alcoholic — so you won't have to deal with a raging hangover at lunch time.

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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer


Because let's be real, you have no clue where some people's hands have been.

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The Willy Warmer


Because you don't hear people on the street shouting about cold nuts.

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Levitating Moon Light

$289 BUY NOW

Take your home decor to a whole new level — literally. This levitating moon lamp is equal parts relaxing and awesome, and TBH we want to stare at it everyday.

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Tide Pod Bath Bombs (Pack of 5)

$10.50 BUY NOW

Because the Internet is always looking to "out-Internet-itself," someone obviously made bath bombs in the shape of Tide Pods. Get extra clean next bath time, but please, PLEASE DON'T EAT THEM!

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USB Humping Dog


Laugh while you charge your phone.

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Weener Kleener Soap


Because you don't want your junk smelling skunk!

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Westminster Butt Face Soap


Because you don't want to use the same side of the soap for your face and your butt.

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Grocery Gripps


Grocery Gripps are the hands-free, versatile, super strong carriers that will help you carry all your groceries at once. The compact grip can be stored right in your bag and allows your to carry your bags on your wrist or on your shoulder.

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Texting Umbrella

from $10 BUY NOW

FINALLY! You no longer have to clench your umbrella between your arm while it blows in every direction just so you can send out a text. This Drolly umbrella — that comes in either a 38" and 50" arch — has a comfortable finger grip that allows your fingers to hold on while your thumbs type away.

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AvoSeedo Grown Your Own Avocado Tree


If you're like us, you're obsessed with avocados. Take your obsession to the next level with this avocado tree growing kit. Simply put a peeled avocado pit in the AvoSeedo and you're good to go. It normally takes 3-6 weeks for the pit to crack and start germinating. Once the tree reaches 20 centimeters tall, transfer it to a pot with soil.

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Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper


During those trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night, you'll never struggle to find the toilet paper. It's also perfect for any glow in the dark mummy costumes!

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Spicy Guacamole Pringles


Holy guacamole! These Pringles aren't messing around. They are spicy and packed with flavor.

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Millside Convertible Wagon

$101 BUY NOW

Pull the kids around all year long in this convertible wagon. The interchangeable wheels and skis make it easy to adapt to any type of weather.

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Summerstep Heated Stair Mat


No more worrying about slipping up the steps this winter. With this heated stair mat you can say goodbye to ice and snow. This Powerblanket is made of anti-slip, durable rubber and will melt snow and ice on contact with no harsh chemicals. They also make bigger mats that are perfect for entryways. You'll just need the connecting unit to plug into the wall.

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