Funny Christmas Decorations Guaranteed to Make You Crack Up

Everything you need for a hilarious holiday household.

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We all have that one relative who just can't stop making inappropriate jokes, even at holiday time. Whether you're shopping for that person or you are that person, this list is full of hilarious options you can't help but laugh at.

1 D-FantiX Santa Toilet Seat Cover Set

amazon.com
$19

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We won't comment on the sanitation of this situation, but we will comment on how fun and festive this will make your toilet look! (Very festive, if you're asking.) Just try not to pee directly on Santa Claus!

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2 Nicolas Cage Face Sequin Pillow Sequin Pillowcase
etsy.com
$28.74

The best part? This could stay on your couch all year round. 

3 Christmas Elf Hanging Legs

amazon.com
$29

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Place this set of legs under the tree or inside of a gift box to make it look like you've got a real-life elf butt wiggling around trying to find something in your house. The kids will either find it hilarious or absolutely terrifying!

4 Gemmy Snowmen Boxing Scene Christmas Inflatable

amazon.com
$40

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Snowmen are usually known to be gentle and kind, but not this one! Here he is assaulting another snowman — but hey, we don't know the full story here. Maybe he tried to claim that Santa isn't real.

This outdoor decor is self-inflating and lighted for added visibility.

5 Gemmy Christmas Window Crashing Reindeer
walmart.com
$35.73

Oops, Santa didn't have a GPS. 

6 The 16-Foot Inflatable Christmas Darth Vader

hammacher.com
$130

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Bring the dark side to your lawn this Christmas with a festive and friggin' enormous Darth Vader inflatable. Nothing says "We're great neighbors!" better than a 16-foot statue in your yard!

7 Beistle Santa Restroom Door Cover

amazon.com
from $5

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Santa poops, too, OK? Remind your whole family that he's human and thus also has regular bowel movements by hanging this decal on your bathroom doors. You can buy it as a single unit or get packs of up to 12 to cover all the restrooms in your home (but seriously, if you have 12 bathroom doors to cover, please invite us over ... we'll bring cookies).

8 TekkyToys Tootin Santa Farting Santa Butt Holiday Ornament

amazon.com
$7

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We can think of quite a few people who would enjoy this ornament, and most of them are under the age of 10. But if you're an adult human who loves inappropriate jokes and vulgarity, this is also perfect for you. Squeeze his butt, and you'll be met with a very ... gross surprise. At least it won't smell!

9 Star Wars Printed R2-D2 Stocking with Sound

thinkgeek.com
$25

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This singing stocking beeps just like R2-D2 would, bringing Christmas cheer to everyone around. Hang it on your Darth Vader stocking holder for a very Star Wars celebration! Beep-beep-boop!

10 Reindeer Hat Game
amazon.com
$8.49

Decorate yourself with the entertainment for the party.  

11 Game of Thrones Throne Stocking Holder

amazon.com
$31

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If you can't afford to spring for a full-sized version (because you'd prefer to continue "paying rent" and other such boring adult things), you'll probably still be happy settling for this miniature Iron Throne stocking holder.

12 BB8 Collapsible Lighted Tinsel Décor

amazon.com
$57

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Buy it or do not buy it. There is no "I'll wait and think about it." (OK, wrong character, but you get the point.) At just over 2 feet tall, this decoration doesn't take up much space or electricity, and it looks great next to other droid friends. Make sure the Force is with you this Christmas!

13 Gaypartysupply Let's Get Elfed Up Party Banner

etsy.com
from $28

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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard about getting so elfed-up you end up puking eggnog on the bathroom floor? Let's hope this doesn't happen at your Christmas party!

14 Doctor Who TARDIS Tree Topper with Light

amazon.com
$22

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This light-up TARDIS tree topper is sure to make your Doctor Who-obsessed friends flip their collective shits. After all, if you'd had an angel on top of the tree, they wouldn't be able to blink once they saw it. (If you don't get this, you're probably a lot cooler than me.)

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