Sorry, we’re not sorry.
For those of us who lost what "normal" felt like three dogs ago.
You'll be surprised what your pup will do — or not do — with a little motivation.
Unless you're wandering into the wilderness with a bow and arrow, a pack of matches, and a rope, you're going to need a few things.
Who's a good boy?
This is seriously terrifying. And they just added new dates!
Because we live in a world where cleaning devices need to be cleaned.
Yes, you heard us right.
Because nothing's cuter than a pup in costume.
Mac and Cheetos are back with a spicy new flavor.
Carbs for everyone!
No, they're not partnering with Pringles.
Keep your kids believing for one more year!
So long, deep-fried turkey.
"Hallelujah! Where's the Tylenol?!"
Time to get all the discounts at Target and Michaels Stores!
Twelve pairs of HP socks will keep you — and your house elf — warm all winter long.
KinderPerfect is a sleep-deprived, peanut-butter-and-jellied-out, please-leave-me-alone parent's dream.
Because by the time December 25 rolls around, we're all ready to drop an F-bomb or two.
It'll make you smell finger-lickin' good.
What a time to be alive!
Plus, the company provides free poop bags FOREVER (and they have funny sayings on them like "EW, this is warm.")
Instead of throwing your computer against a wall, just punch the "Enter Key."
They even set up an Amazon Wish List.
Do we actually need to worry about this?
It's cheaper than SoulCycle and WAY more fun.
Because the list of ridiculous things that have been invented in 2017 couldn't get any longer.
Boob sweat, be gone!
0/10. Does Not Approve. Just throw it away.