Christine Bettlach

Christine Bettlach

Executive Director of Audience

Christine is the executive director of audience at, where she spends her days making sure you’re able to find every little thing your shopping-addicted heart might possibly need to buy (and spends her nights curating her dogs’ active social media presence). She’s a certified yoga instructor, avid half-marathoner, reluctant vegan, and prefers to sleep in a tent in the wilderness over her own bed. Meals just taste better when they’re by a campfire. She studied journalism and apparel design at Colorado State University and thinks we’ll all be living in “Amazon Prime Villages” shortly — and is totally OK with that.

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10 Running Hats to Keep Your Noggin Warm This Winter

Because your head is always to blame if you're cold. Seriously, Google it.

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I’ll Never Buy Anything But Machine-Washable Rugs Again
Ruggable makes rugs that are pet-friendly, red wine drinker-friendly, “I have two toddlers”-friendly, “Dorito fingers”-friendly, and ju…
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9 High-Impact Sports Bras That'll Have You Saying 'Yes' to Cardio

As our workout regiments get more intense, we expect our sports bras to kick up the support.

Beware the Blue Light: The Reason Your Screens Are Actually Blinding You
It's not just that we are staring at our screens for too long, but there is physical harm happening to our eyes from blue tints in digi…
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McDonald's Salads Have Made Over 400 People Sick in 15 States

It's an intestinal parasite outbreak directly linked to the golden arches.

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Consider This Your Complete Guide to Camping Gear

Unless you're wandering into the wilderness with a bow and arrow, a pack of matches, and a rope, you're going to need a few things.

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You Can Teach an Old Dog New Tricks With These 25 Treats

You'll be surprised what your pup will do — or not do — with a little motivation.

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Do You Have What it Takes to Watch 'Jaws' While Floating in Open Water?

This is seriously terrifying. And they just added new dates!

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How to Clean a Top-Loading Washing Machine Because Yes, You Have to Do It

Because we live in a world where cleaning devices need to be cleaned.

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Burger King Now Sells FLAMIN' HOT Mac And Cheetos

Mac and Cheetos are back with a spicy new flavor.

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9 Companies Now Hiring Seasonal and Work-From-Home Jobs Rights Now

Time to get all the discounts at Target and Michaels Stores!

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Our New Favorite Advent Calendar is 'Harry Potter'-Themed

Twelve pairs of HP socks will keep you — and your house elf — warm all winter long.

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There's a 'Cards Against Humanity' for Parents ... and It's as Foul as You'd Expect

KinderPerfect is a sleep-deprived, peanut-butter-and-jellied-out, please-leave-me-alone parent's dream.

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Someone Invented Swear-Word Christmas Wrapping Paper

Because by the time December 25 rolls around, we're all ready to drop an F-bomb or two.

In Peak 2017 Fashion, There's Now a KFC Bath Bomb

It'll make you smell finger-lickin' good.

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This Dog-Food Scooper Will Change Your (and Your Doggo's) Life

Plus, the company provides free poop bags FOREVER (and they have funny sayings on them like "EW, this is warm.")

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The Big-Ass 'Enter Key' Is a Passive-Aggressive Person's Dream Gadget

Instead of throwing your computer against a wall, just punch the "Enter Key."

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